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Monday, August 25, 2008

Sweet 500 Shayaris and SMS - Shantan Nethikar

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,Aur kitna intezar karu tere offline ka,arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,Dil tute to Maikhane bane,Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
nalini_thegr8Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,??hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai,kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai, Tera gum bhulane ke liye, Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum KarengeItna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,Ittefaq se hum dost bane,Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat,Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki.Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,Begana kaho ya deewana,Suno is dil ka fasana,Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka haiKuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aayaKUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaSAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka golaMain uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya huaMujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Romance MathematicsSmart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman =
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hainTum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail ! karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Sh! aam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shu! kar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum, itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??? vah vah... vah vah... vah va
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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoonYaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoonSocha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
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Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe sephir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh, Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.chhe vo apna ho ya beganadil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiyeper taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye toBhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai, Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai. Duniya mein aane ke baad hum, Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai. Magar in rishto mein se sirf, woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai, Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.
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Kehena hai aaj tumse, phir ki! sise ye kehena nahi, Rehena hai saath tere, warna Duniya me rehena nahi.
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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
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oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....PAISA..... MAUT.....Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....Mera SMS !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
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1 Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandirthode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eatraheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye toplease mujhe bhi bata dena.....
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Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha haho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he hehhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola....12036 entries found !
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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,LALOO ki shakal,Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,KALAM jaise baal,ATAL jaisi chaal mile..GOOD LUCK
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Aasman me itne tare ho kiasma na dikhai de,Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de,HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya j! abse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
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Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
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Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liyemajboor ho jaye
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!Good Morning!
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is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
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Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chh! oto se,Khushiya mile jag se,pyar mile sab se,daulat mile rab se,yahi dua hai dil se DIL SE!
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Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
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Arz hai unki galiyon kechakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
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Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
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Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,Dost tarse teri yari ko,Yar tarse pyar ko,hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
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